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Navy vs Marines

Posted by Sgt Grit Staff
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and the rivalry continues.

A Marine and a sailor were in the bar arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer, the Marine said, "We had Iwo Jima."

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor said, "We had the Battle of Midway."

"Not entirely true," the Marine said. "Some of those pilots were Marines. Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway."

Taken aback, the sailor said, "Point taken."

Then the Marine added, "We were born at Tunn Tavern."

The sailor replied, "We had John Paul Jones."

The argument continued until the sailor came up with what he thought was the topper: "The Navy invented sex."

The Marine didn't blink.

"Well, that may be true," he said, "but the Marines introduced it to women."

Comments

  1. Philip Mesa July 26 2012, 5:39 pm

    So does that mean the Army introduced it to animals?

    SEMPER FI DEVIL DOGS!!!

  2. douglass simpson August 19 2013, 3:31 pm

    Don’t forget, Navy Corpsmen gave you your penicillin shots.

  3. jake deck August 19 2013, 7:35 pm

    And the Air Force introduced it to the… oh wait, the Air Force is already happily married to air conditioning, they wouldn’t want to cheat on her would they?

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