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The Difference Between Marine and Navy Boot Camp
A newly made Marine and Sailor, both having graduated from their boot camps at San Diego, happened to meet at the urinals in the airport bathroom, as they were waiting for their flights on their first liberty. The Marine finishes his business, zips up and …
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Which Service Is Best?
While waiting outside the Pearly Gates, a Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman, and a Marine got into an arguement about which of the armed forces was the best. Saint Peter butts in and tells them to cool it.. he'll ask God and get back to …
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The Woman Marine Pilot
The Woman Marine Pilot... The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell …
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Making the Gunny Angry
On the day I was promoted to Corporal, it was a surprise. I didn't see it coming. It started pouring outside just as that mornings formation was ending and the Gunny marched us accross the street for classes that the training schedule had called for. …
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Ooh Rah
A Soldier, Sailor, and Airman walk into a bar. They make a bet with the bartender that they can each drink a keg of beer and make it with the hottest girl in the room in one hour. The Bartender says ok and gives them …
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USMC superior training
Once upon a time or so I've been told, a SGT was sent to Marble Mountain w/ a req for some extra beer from the flyboys. While he was waiting for it to be loaded, he helped himself to the the tap left unguarded (only the flyboys would …
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In The Head
You may have heard this before. However, a couple of decades later while in the San Diego airport, waiting for my flight, I can't believe I actually had the presence of mind to remember it when a young, just graduated from Navy Boot Camp, seaman …
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SGLI
SGLI Richard Mullins This guy needs to go straight to recruiting duty. Private Jones was assigned to the Marine induction center, where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI). It wasn't long before the center's …
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Never Ask a Gunny
NEVER ASK A GUNNY... Richard Mullins A young Marine officer was in a serious car accident, but the only visible permanent injury was to both of his ears, which were amputated. Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the Marine and eventually rose to …
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Dirty Ernie
Dirty Ernie Robert Heitman Sgt. USMC 1978-1982 Dirty Ernie was playing in some shit, when a Marine Corps PFC. saw him and said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing with that shit? Dirty Ernie replied "I'm making a Marine Corps PFC." The PFC. ran …
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