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Service Lingo

NAVY/USMC

Head
Rack
Galley/Mess Hall
Dungarees/Utilities
Seaman/Meat
Chief/God on Earth
Captain/Da Bull
Captain's Mast/Office Hours
Billets/Barracks
Skivvies/Hash Mark Heaven
Brig/Barbed Wire Hotel

ARMY

Latrine
Cot
Dinning Facility
BDUs
Private
Sergeant
Colonel
Article 15
Bachelor Enlisted Quarters
Drawers
Stockade

AIR FORCE

Powder Room
A Single with ruffle and duvet
Cafe
Casual Wear
Bobby or Jimmy
Bob or Jim
Robert or James
Time Out
Dormitory
Lingerie
Grounded

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