While waiting outside the Pearly Gates, a Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman, and a Marine got into an arguement about which of the armed forces was the best. Saint Peter butts in and tells them to cool it.. he'll ask God and get back to them. The next time they see Saint Peter, he's got a letter in his hand, and he reads to them aloud:
TO: Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines
RE: Which service is best
Dear members of the armed forces,
I've been watching and here's what I think. All brances of the United States Armed Forces are truly honorable, courageous, well trained, and capable.
Therefore, there is no superior service.
God, USMC (Ret.)