Another Marine Joke

A young Marine out on the town sat a civilian bar, He’s in the head taking a piss. In walks a young Army private. The Marine private finishes and starts to leave. The Army private says to him, “In Army boot camp, they teach us to wash our hands after we’re done. The Marine private says to him, “In Marine Corps boot camp, they teach us not to piss on our hands.”
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8 comments


  • aardq

    You mean that you had to be taught not to piss on your hands?? This joke never made sense to me and I’ve heard it many times, with the branches changing with each telling.


  • Dave Connly-Corporal 1956-1959

    I am starting an effort to stop the use of the phrase Semper Fi! Semper Fidelis is the motto of the Marine Corps! Semper Fidelis! Always Faithful!


  • Dave Connly

    That joke was old when Chesty was a Corporal!


  • GLEN JARHEAD PEALES

    SEMPER FI HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINES.


  • Cpl Hottimger

    Lol. I have heard this same joke but with the punch line reversed by an old army mechanic.


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