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Another Marine Joke

A young Marine out on the town sat a civilian bar, He’s in the head taking a piss. In walks a young Army private. The Marine private finishes and starts to leave. The Army private says to him, “In Army boot camp, they teach us to wash our hands after we’re done. The Marine private says to him, “In Marine Corps boot camp, they teach us not to piss on our hands.”
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aardq - June 4, 2020

You mean that you had to be taught not to piss on your hands?? This joke never made sense to me and I’ve heard it many times, with the branches changing with each telling.

Dave Connly-Corporal 1956-1959 - June 4, 2020

I am starting an effort to stop the use of the phrase Semper Fi! Semper Fidelis is the motto of the Marine Corps! Semper Fidelis! Always Faithful!

Dave Connly - June 4, 2020

That joke was old when Chesty was a Corporal!

GLEN JARHEAD PEALES - June 4, 2020

SEMPER FI HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINES.

Cpl Hottimger - June 4, 2020

Lol. I have heard this same joke but with the punch line reversed by an old army mechanic.

the “infamous” Cpl. Murphy - June 4, 2020

freaking joke is older than me and I’m almost a hundred and fifty years old!!

Bobby K - June 4, 2020

Ain’t. Ready to be. Marines Yet. Semper Fi & Happy Birthday Oooh Rah

wendell f. DesCoteaux - June 4, 2020

SEMPER FI

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