Another Marine Joke

A young Marine out on the town sat a civilian bar, He’s in the head taking a piss. In walks a young Army private. The Marine private finishes and starts to leave. The Army private says to him, “In Army boot camp, they teach us to wash our hands after we’re done. The Marine private says to him, “In Marine Corps boot camp, they teach us not to piss on our hands.”
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  • the “infamous” Cpl. Murphy

    freaking joke is older than me and I’m almost a hundred and fifty years old!!

  • Bobby K

    Ain’t. Ready to be. Marines Yet. Semper Fi & Happy Birthday Oooh Rah

  • wendell f. DesCoteaux


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