Ham and MF

Having extra time on my hands these days I just thought I would try and make my own version of ham and limas. Turned out pretty good. It was missing something though I think it was the fatty goo and mushy MFs that I remember. I do make a lot of beans and wienies. Mine are more like chilli beans and wienies. Anyone hear about the Marine traveling across country. Stopped for gas somewhere in Arizona. After filling his tank and being short on funds thought he would try to get some free stuff. Told the owner ( former Army guy) That for a pack of smokes that he would make his dog talk. The owner said you’re on. The Marine being able to throw his voice ask the dog. “how does your owner treat you?” The dog answered “He beats me, hardly ever feeds me, and keeps me tied up all of the time” The owner grumbled alittle but gave the Marine his smokes. The Marine thought “Wow this dude is easy” So he thought he would try again. He said,” For a six pack of beer I can make those sheep in that field talk.” The owner handed the Marine the six pack and said “Those sheep will lie”

Harry 1371

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  • Dave Hluchy

    What does MF mean? Lima beans?

  • Rudy gibbs

    Thanks for the lol Rudy 1371 up 3056 pI my Gmail is rudy12986@gmail.com

  • Harry 1371

    Judge Roy, I think you hit it! Most likely won’t be around to enjoy them though!

  • Judge Roy Mater

    must can them and then not open for 27 years !!!

  • Harry 1371

    OK…That’s a good one!

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