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Ham and MF

Having extra time on my hands these days I just thought I would try and make my own version of ham and limas. Turned out pretty good. It was missing something though I think it was the fatty goo and mushy MFs that I remember. I do make a lot of beans and wienies. Mine are more like chilli beans and wienies. Anyone hear about the Marine traveling across country. Stopped for gas somewhere in Arizona. After filling his tank and being short on funds thought he would try to get some free stuff. Told the owner ( former Army guy) That for a pack of smokes that he would make his dog talk. The owner said you’re on. The Marine being able to throw his voice ask the dog. “how does your owner treat you?” The dog answered “He beats me, hardly ever feeds me, and keeps me tied up all of the time” The owner grumbled alittle but gave the Marine his smokes. The Marine thought “Wow this dude is easy” So he thought he would try again. He said,” For a six pack of beer I can make those sheep in that field talk.” The owner handed the Marine the six pack and said “Those sheep will lie”

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MSgt Edd Prothro, USMC Ret. 1964-1984 - May 19, 2020

Harry, you really need to find a better hobby! I know that this “shelter-in-place” is tough on all of us, but trying to replicate ham & MF’s is just weird man. Maybe you could try improving your SOS recipe. Actually, I feel kinda like I did when I was on 14 days restriction to barracks for that NJP back in 1967. Oh, the lessons we learn!!! Semper Fi!!!

Nick - May 19, 2020

That’s sick! but funny! I think I just pissed myself a little. Nick

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