Joke

An old Corps Marine was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; Green, Red, Purple, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, “What’s the matter, old timer, never done anything wild in your life?” Without batting an eye, the old Marine replied, “Got drunk once and had s&x with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son.

Chris P.

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  • BRENDAN MCCARRON 1st MAW DANANG 1966 68.

    CHRIS LOVED IT AND WILL PASS ON TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS .HEARS ONE I HEARD FROM MY OLD BOSS WHO WAS AN OLD MARINE OFFICER. “TWO OLD MARINES WERE SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH DRINKING SIPPING WHISKEY. ONE ASKS THE OTHER “WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? ALHIMERS OR PARKINGSONS. ( I CAN’T SPELL) THE 1ST MARINE ANSWERS PARKINSONS. THE 2ND MARINE ASKS WHY. ANSWER “IF A SPILL SOME OF MY WHISKY I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHERE I PUT THE BOTTLE TO REFILL MY GLASS. NEARLY AS GOOD AS YOURS. MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD. HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT.


  • Dave

    Thanks. I needed that.


  • Ronald Mello

    That was hilarious…Too many young kids (even as crazy as some of them can be) today will not ever understand that us older generation have seen things and have done things that they could never imagine.


  • John Mason

    I had forgotten that joke, thanks for reminder! LMAO!


  • MICHAEL FELCH “Head Cold”

    I WISH I”D HEARD THIS BEFORE MY NEIGHBOR CUT OFF HIS FEATHERS…


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