An old Corps Marine was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; Green, Red, Purple, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, “What’s the matter, old timer, never done anything wild in your life?” Without batting an eye, the old Marine replied, “Got drunk once and had s&x with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son.

Chris P.

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