Joke

An old Corps Marine was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; Green, Red, Purple, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, “What’s the matter, old timer, never done anything wild in your life?” Without batting an eye, the old Marine replied, “Got drunk once and had s&x with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son.

Chris P.

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10 comments


  • Jason L.

    Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes and I’m coughing!!!! Semper Fi.


  • Jason Smither

    GOOD TO GO!! 🤣


  • Deryle. Anderson

    Chris thank you I laughed really hard helped make my day Semper Fi


  • Nola GB

    I hardly ever really laugh hard at a joke, but THIS one is priceless!!! Laughing so hard, I’m in tears and I needed a good laugh right now. Thank you Chris P. … you have truly made not only my day, but my week!!! Semper Fi … a Marine Mom.


  • G W “The Thumpin’ Third”

    AS SOON AS I CAN STOP LAUGHING (SO HARD MY EYES ARE WATERING), AND ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR I’M GOING TO TELL THIS ONE TO EVERY LIVING SOUL I KNOW, INCLUDING MY OLDEST GRANDSON (COLLEGE) AND MY PRIEST. I never saw the punchline coming. I’d say print it out, laminate it, put it in your back window…but sooner or later somebody would sue you, “It was that guy’s fault!! I couldn’t stop laughing, and I plowed into the other car!” Chris you made this old D.I.’s day!! Thanks and SEMPER FI


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