Remembering Your Favorite Boot Camp Lines

Boot Camp Lines

1. Flippity flop, mob stop!
2. There are only two ways off of this island, maggots. A pine box, or a Greyhound bus.
3. (snapping in at the range) You think it burns now, wait until I sit on your shoulders!
4. “Platoon 2102″ ……..”MARCH INTO CHOW”
5. Fat bodies to the end of the line, skinny bodies to the front.
6. Stick it out if you want some prive (you could have a lot of fun with this with a good looking gal on the shirt even though that’s not what it’s about)
7. The best part of you…..
8. Poster by the DI house of Life Magazine showing number of wounded Marines being medivacced many with severe injuries, “Sick Call goes at 08:00 now what’s your problem sweetheart?”
9. “Pack your trash bitch, you’re going to Motivation Platoon”
10. To WM”s……There is over five miles of dick on this island. And for the next 13 weeks, you ain’t gonna see one inch of it!
11. ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY TO SERVE THE CORPS……
12. We’re on YOUR time, now ladies!
13. YOU EYEBALLING ME PUKE?!
14. Did you call me a “ewe”? Do I look like a female sheep to you? Do you want to F*** me, puke?
15. This is my rifle,
    This is my gun,
    My rifle’s for killing,
    My gun is for fun!
16. BENDS AND MOTHER F***ERS…ALL OF THEM THAT HAVE NOT BEEN DONE…READY,…Begin……..
17. “You can take the man from the Corps, but you’ll never take the Corps from the man”
18. “Semper fidelis is our creed… Marine Corps, is our breed”
19. “If anybody could be a MARINE, it wouldn’t be the MARINES.”
20. “The road to hell is paved by the bleached bones of the privates that fell by the wayside.”
21. Before going to sleep at the range we had to sing the Marine Corps hymn and then in unison “God bless America, F**k Ho Chi Minh.
22. GET ON YOUR STINKING FACE…NOW!!!!!
23. YOU JUST WANNA TO KILL MY SAND FLEA, HUH?!!!
24. Good thing you’re not a Marine yet, Because when a Marine quits HE’S DEAD!
25. Another Glorious day in the Corps, Where every meal is a fest and every job a job is a chance to shine.
26. I love this S***!
27. Chesty wouldn’t like that!
28. Good Morning! MARINES!!!!!! (LAST DAY)
29. You keep going until I’M tired!
30. You maggots pissed me off…..Squat thrusts forever…..
31. Yea, though I walk thru the valley of death, I will fear no evil, because I’m the meanest Mother F***** in the valley.
32. Good night Chesty Puller, where ever you are…Oorah!
33. You have 30 seconds! 29… 28… 10. 5. You’re done! You’re stinkin done!
34. I?m gonna get the senior to take ya straight to da PITT!!
35. You want to play games? We can play all day long…!
36. WAKE UP!!
37. “The smoking lamp is lit for one cigarette”
38. “ARE YOU TALKING TO ME PUKE?!?!?” …… “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!!”
39. YOUR OTHER LEFT, SH!T FOR BRAINS!!!!!!
40. Your Marine Corps left, maggot!!!!
41. “Sir! The private requests permission to speak! Sir!”
    “YOU TALKING TO ME MAGGOT!”
    “Sir! Yes Sir!”
    “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
    “SIR! YES SIR!”
    “WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU MAGGOT?”
    “SIR! THE PRIVATE REQUESTS PERMISSION TO VISIT THE HEAD. SIR!”
    “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
    “SIR! THE PRIVATE REQUESTS PERMISSION TO VISIT THE HEAD SIR!”
    “DO IT!”

More Boot Camp Sayings and Quotes”

Sir Private (Jones) request permission to speak to the drill instructor.
(LOUDLY)
Speak Maggot
Sir Private Joe (Jones) requests permission to make a head call, sir.
Is it and emergency head call Maggot
Yes sir.
Then sound your siren and go

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My DI’s favorite saying was “I want that S.O.B. to shine like a diamond in a goat’s ass”. It didn’t matter what it was, brass, shoes or the head, as long as it shined like a diamond in a goat’s ass.