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Scorpion In Your Tent
Scorpion in Your Tent Joke
A man was conducting an All Service member briefing one day, and he posed the question: "What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"
A Sailor said, "I'd step on it."
A Soldier said, "I'd hit it with my boot."
A Marine said, "I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it."
An Airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there's a damn tent in my room."
A Variation of this Joke
A solder finds a scorpion in his tent.
In the Marines, he kills the scorpion.
In the Army, he calls his CO and reports the presence of the scorpion.
In the Air Force, he calls the front desk and asks why there's a tent in his room.
Submitted by:
John Wear
USMC Vietnam Tanker
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