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What I Did At Summer Camp

Actually, I started boot camp in mid-september, but it was still so hot during the day at Parris Island, South Carolina ,that black flags flew for several days during the first few weeks there. Black Flag Days were designed to eliminate strenuous physical activities due to the high loss of recruits who would be overcome by heat exhaustion. The Drill Instructors side-stepped this handily. Faced with the herculean task of crammimg beaucoup hours worth of training into an 18 hour day, they simply continued the prescribed curriculum indoors or in some “out of the way” locale. Once you realized that these Drill Instructors were pushing you to the limit so that your chances of survival would be greater in actual combat, their methods began to make sense and, in fact, contained profound wisdom as well as a GREAT deal of humor. Each of us has a funny story or two from boot camp. I’ve been told I should share this one with all of you. There are three phases to Marine Corps boot camp. In Phase 1, they try to kill you, or at least it seems that way. You discover to your amazement that there are a myriad of rules and procedures that MUST be followed at all times. The hard part is that the rules are made known to the platoon one at a time as each is broken by an unsuspecting recruit. (Ask a former Marine what happened the first time someone called his rifle a “gun”.) Thusly, one learns how things are accomplished “The Marine Corps Way”. No recruit may speak to ANYONE without permission. No personal pronouns may be used when speaking, e.g. ” I “, “me”, “my”, “you”, etc. No one may laugh or even smile. (When we were photographed in our half-set of dress blues [the kind they bury you in, we were told] “If you so much as grin, I will break your skull!) Phase 1 lasted the longest of the three, or perhaps it just seemed to. Phase 2 consisted of two weeks at the rifle range followed by one week of “Mess and Maintenance”. Week one was “grass week” where each recruit learned the proper positions for firing an M-14. The essence of these seven days became individual studies on how long the human arm could function without circulation and still survive. Week two was live-fire week ending with qualification day. I fired Sharpshooter on “Qual Day” because I liked the medal. (No Bull) It was a Maltese or Surfer’s Cross with a Marine Corps emblem in its center and was, by far, the best looking medal of the three. Week three found us working in the chow hall somewhere scrubbing pots or peeling spuds. Three other recruits and I were sent to the Close Combat Course where we cleaned, painted, raked gravel, and one afternoon hand-rubbed linseed oil into the stocks of brand-new deactivated M-1 Garand rifles. (They were to be used during swimming qualification as “necklaces”.) The “SWISH” of the tomahawk startled us all but especially the recruit whose head it barely missed as it embedded itself in a nearby oak. “DAMN! I MISSED!” came the retort from the Close Combat Instructor. The recruit nearly fainted. Phase 3 was testing and “war games” in the field. Recruits were allowed to blouse their trousers and retain some hair on the very top of their heads (a “high and tight”). We began to feel “salty” and entertained the thoughts that we might actually make it to graduation. Some of us were wrong but that isn’t why I’m telling you all this. In the field at Parris Island you were taught many things, One of the most memorable experiences was the Day Infiltration Course. You had to crawl under barbed and concertina wire from point A to point B. As combat Marine recruits, we were burdened with 782 gear, pack, rifle, bayonet, and helmet. While you attempted to negotiate this course, an M-60 fired over your head, blocks of C-4 were detonated in sand bagged craters nearby, and Drill Instructors threw sulfur grenades at you to make you “HURRY UP!” All in all, it was a great way to spend an afternoon. When it was Indian Company’s turn, all four platoons in the series were seated in formation and prepared for instruction on the situation facing us. The instructor for the course, a gunnery sargeant with a thick New Jersey accent, took the platform and briefed us on this obstacle and what we were about to learn from it. “Dee traynin’ tuhday is about a classic Muhreen Cohr tactic…a fruntal assauhlt in dee face uv hostyle enumee fiyah”, he began. He went on to explain,among other things, that staying low to the ground was the key to survival. You did this by low crawling toward the enemy while consciously digging a furrow with your helmet. The reason for this was that the enemy fire would glance off the left or right of one’s helmet and although possibly injuring an arm or leg, one could continue the assault. “Ahr dayer any questions?” he asked at the conclusion of his lecture. One recruit raised his hand. “SPEAK!”, commanded the Instructor. “Sir, the private understands the frontal assault and how enemy bullets can glance off of the side of the private’s helmet, but what happens if a bullet strikes the private’s helmet in the center?” The instructor momentarily looked perplexed. It was obvious that NO ONE had ever asked this question before. In the time it took for the gunnery sargeant to spread his feet apart and place his hands on his hips, he had his thoughtful reply. “For our poipuhsez heah tuday, we will not be interested in doz bullets wit yohr name written upon dem. We ahr interested only in doz bullets dat ahr mahkt “to whom it may cunsoyn!”
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Ed Fryzel - April 23, 2020

Here is a good joke for you…Lady walks into a bar with a dog. She sits in front of the bartender at the bar and says that the dog can talk. The bartender says,”Lady, dogs can’t talk!” She says”This dog can talk and I’ll bet you 10 dollars that he can!” Bartender says “You’re ON! She looks at the dog and asks, “What is the thing over people’s houses that keeps the wind and the rain out?” The dog goes “ROOOF!!” The bartender says “Lady, that is NOT talking. Any dog can make that sound!” She says “No, I’m telling you that this dog can talk. I’ll double the bet to 20 dollars!” Bartender says “OK It’s your money!” She asks the dog, “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” The dog says “RUUUTH!” Now the bartender has had enough and throws them both out of the bar into the dirt. The dog, shaking off the dirt looks quizically at his master and goes, “Joe Demagio?”

Sgt. Carl Gregory plt 110 MCRDSD 1966 81 mortars 3/5 66-67 Vietnam - April 23, 2020

I was an ITR instructor at Camp Geiger from Sept. 1967 to Jan. 1968. I worked. both the gas house and the infiltration course. It was certainly entertaining to be in the gas house with your mask on and watch the reactions of the trainees when the gas entered their systems Myfavorite training site was the infiltration for two reasons.The first reason was that even though we told the Marines to empty their pockets of any valuables, many of them did not comply. If you were lucky enough to be assigned the course the day after it had rained the previous night, you would fine several dollars In chance and lighters that had been exposed by the rain It was also enjoyable to be in the tower controlling the charges in the detonation bunkers. The bunkers would often be filled with water. I would wait until a Marine was even with the bunker and set off the charges. Water would gg maybe 15 ft. in the air and then just soak the Marine. Just getting them ready for the monsoons in Vietnam. I was drafted into the Marine Corps on Jan. 10. 1968. A display at the Marine Corps Museum states that the Corps started drafted Jan.1,1966. A Marine next to me stated that was in error. Hesaid that he was drafted in Nov.1965, Is there anyone out there drafted before Jan.1,1966?

Ed Fryzel - April 23, 2020

I was there at Elliot’s Beach for all this fun, even NBC training when it got dark. “If you see the flash of a nuclear devise, throw your weapon down, fall on it with your feet in the direction of the blast. However, if you have an M-16, gently lay the rifle on the ground and assume the push up position over it. Lower yourself over the rifle with your feet in the direction of the blast. Pray that your rifle will still work!” No kidding…

Ed Barewich 1964-1968 - April 23, 2020

Great story. Brought back a flood of memories. At my current age it does not seem possible that I went through P.I. and lived to tell about it. Semper Fi to all my fellow graduates.

Jim Barber - April 23, 2020

Ed, I am currently collecting more funny boot camp stories for publishing in a book. I may revise my book “SH*TBIRD! How I Learned To Love The Corps” or, if I get enough new stories, do a book #2. Contact me at bootcampstories2@gmail.com Semper Fi Jim Barber USMC 1958-1962

Jorgy - April 23, 2020

I’m not a Geiger Tiger, and not sure when it started or if it’s still done, but we did the infiltration course in boot camp when we went out to ICT in 1980; day and night. I was in Platoon 2083.

Don Manuel, Jr. - April 23, 2020

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, and this is for fun.

Cpl Bob Korean Era - April 23, 2020

That is a great story. Almost fell off my seat laughing. For some reason unknown to anyone, I was chosen to go to DI School at PI in 1952, after service in Korea and other places. I was a Junior DI and remember the black flag day’s, because I was initiated during the summer of 1952. My Senior DI coworker always had something planned on black flag days. He didn’t want any recruits idle just for a little heat. Can’t remember any platoon numbers, because one of my ex-wives decided to destroy all my mementos I had collected while active. She would have made a good DI. Just got p’d over something I PhucDup!! One thing I learned from my Marine duties was to take care of myself. Just turned 88 and still going by myself. Who needs someone to control your life? They don’t own you do they? Just being smart. Girls are nice to have as companion’s.

Chief - April 23, 2020

Thank you. Reading the story. I had flash backs. The M 17 A 1 gas mask. Let alone the gas house. Getway to clear up a head cold let alone any sinus problems you had. Been told that it will save your life. That the gas come on a strong with dand one had better make dam sure your mask was on good and tight. Place the. Bag on your left thigh. Fa s out wards the outter lips. Making sure your mask face forward. All 5 straps adjusted. Remove your steel pot. Place between your legs. Reach with left hand.down Pull the outter flap forward and open.reach with your right hand. Grab the mask tight by the face plate. Pull out forward not up or down or side ways. I had see. Some others due. Pull out take a deep breath and hold it. Place mask over entire face pull the five straps over back of head. Pull top middle top strap tight. Then pull at the same time 1 & 2 then 3 & 4. Place both palms over two gas filter. Blow out hard to push out and trace of gas in mask. Then have your buddy or buddy buddy check to hear your breathing and speak few words then a pat on the shoulder or a thumbs up. Then replaces your steel pot back on. Then e ter the gas house. Inside a close room. Lights on fill with smoke a d a coffee can s one coming out and Three Drill Instructor and a PFC or CPL. Adding more tablet into the coffee can to really get the smoke going. Thentoldto remove your steel pots. Place between your legs and take a deep breath and hold it. The. Remove your mask and replace it it your side case. And replace your steel pot back on. It dose not take long for the CS to kick in. Red face and eyes and burning and yes nose running and dranig. And some clown tell out. MOMMY…. And now coughing choking shortness of breath. Take hold of your Buddy shoulder,now walking I. A single file. In a huge circle breathing inal! Thank CS. Then the light of day! The door open. And it’s a mad dash!!!! Ever one for them self…. Only a few are helping out other to get out. Rest block the door way on the ground with there bodies. Coughing and gasping for Air and Ralphin up. Then outside arms and legs spread wide open facing the wind. The others who are helping there buddy and there buddy buddy. Know the true meaning of No One is Left Behind. Clean your mask. Fall in. March back to your hut. change greens. Fall back out for Chow. Chow never ever tasted so good. Summer 1976

Ed Fryzel - April 23, 2020

Thanks, Lenny, it’s all true. You can’t make up stuff like that! A million dollar experience you wouldn’t give 10 cents for! Be well, my friend! Ed

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